Lovely L******** (name encrypted in protection of speaker identity)

"don't do it. don't put it on facebook or friendster, or any social networking website. it's 時報週刊. it's not business weekly. you'd be a 遠見雜誌 in my book, maybe marie claire. but not 時報週刊, or 壹週刊. don't do it." --on whether mo should put up her bathing suit shot for public viewing.

"you don't screw sex. you screw each other."--on word-play.

L: i asked him to movie. i couldn't help myself. but he said he'll think about it. i hate rejections. i die.
M: what? what the beep is he'll think about it?
L: exactly. i told him, "if i have the choice of seeing a movie with some old friends who you can see the next movie with or meeting a new person who might really become your best friend for life, i would go for the latter. wouldn't you?"
M: ............
M: are you crazy?
L: he said "i need to figure out a way to get along with you"
M: well, i have to give him points for saying this.
L: you're MY friend, you don't give him points. you give me POINTS. ME.
M: but i kind of liked that reply.
L: shut up. i liked what i said more. about the choices thing.
M: but that was freaky.
L: i know. f***.

so there, i've published you. your own verbatim corner. HUGS.