conversation with my 82-year-old grandmother (in mandarin):

g: "mimi, i ask you, what's today?"
m: "sunday?"
g: "no"
m: "canada day?"
g: "no"
m: "hong kong handover anniversary?"
g: "no"
m: "what is it, then?"
g: "iphone is out!!!"

i love my granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!