Thursday, April 24, 2008

so i went out...

tonight was my first attempt at the taipei expat social scene in a very long time, since even way before i went back to vancouver. the experience proved that i've outgrown it, and all i could think about was that i'd rather be playing dodgeball, or having bbt, or watching boys play poker.

i tried to talk to people, of course. but i got some pretty bad lines:

Man: (pointing at my friend's gin tonic) Is that a Cosmpolitan?
Me: No, MINE is a Cosmopolitan.
Man: Ha! You know what, I like people who drink Cosmpolitans.
Me: And why is that?
Man: (silence, thinking) Well...you know..it's a Cosmopolitan! Just listen to the name. Cosmpolitan! So grand! Don't you think it says something about the person who drinks it?
Me: I drink it because it's red.
Man: Oh, right. Well, where are you from?
Me: Vancouver.
Man: Oh, Canadian.
Me: And what about it?
Man: You know Canada is the 51st State.
Me: Certainly. And where are you from?
Man: One of the 50 States.
Me: I got that. And which one would that be?
Man: (with grand hand gesture) California!
Me: How nice. Whereabouts?
Man: Ooh, are you familiar with California??
Me: No, I'm just asking out of politeness.

ok, i admit. i've been well-trained enough in asia to be able to turn on the sarcastic bitch mode when i have to, although i don't like it. no one can blame me for the occasional apparent "attitude" i sport, when this type of conversations takes place. i was reminded why i was turned off by these events in the first place, and tonight was a re-affirmation that i'm now officially anti-social.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn californiaks and their blaming on canada. Im not your buddy guy!

Anonymous said...

Not nearly bitchy enough. He deserves worse.

Moogi said...

they just seemed so sad to me, doh.