speaking of leslie...

leslie is alive and well in shanghai, although slightly worried and lamenting about her living arrangement as she is temporarily staying with a friend in the chinese ghetto.

warning: content below is not suitable for readers under age 16, or my cousin leslie.


M: ha! an elementary school friend's msn says
M: "if you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em. a dvd doesn't count!"
L: hahahahahhaha
L: why is she saying that?
L: so only fuck people who read?
M: she's a book editor, probably pushing book sales
L: in that sense both of us are very fuckable
M: we totally are
M: can be fucked 300 times
L: haha
L: except neither of us is doing that
L: which is the right thing to do
M: instead we just read
L: bores
M: at least we're being intellectually stimulated
M: if not physically
L: very much agreed
L: that would rule out a lot of people
M: i think most people
M: i know 2 guys who read, one of them is my dad

L: isn't B on a break with her bf
L: i'm all confused
M: i think they changed their minds
M: i've decided not to take what she says about breaking up seriously
M: i think that convo we just had, it's going into the blog
L: I AM FINALLY BEING QUOTED AGAIN!
L: so i am actually still funny in shanghai!
M: you ARE!
L: shanghai hasn't changed me
M: not in the last 24 hours, no
L: yea never take what girls say about relationship problems
L: seriously
M: not B
L: the list goes on
M: or K
M: or L
M: ok yeah
L: same thing with the unfuckable people who don't read
L: too many to name
M: maybe i know 3 guys who read

L: B said this is the ghetto area in shanghai, lots of beggers
L: so frustrating
M: good luck with the rental agent today
L: i have to keep telling myself that 這會增加我的人生經驗 (this will enrich your my experience)
L: other friends think i am totally tough and strong for coming to china...but i am actually super scared and stressed
L: you know how it is, you know all about it
M: 我只能說....(all i can say is)
M: 真的會增加你的人生經驗 (this will enrich your life experience)
M: =P
M: 你要是ㄧ本書的話 (if you were a book)
M: 要做ㄧ本厚厚的寫的洋洋灑灑的書 (be a thick and voluminous one)
L: very fuckable