addendum to list "things to do at work when consultation is not deemed necessary"

today i tried to find new things to do at work:

1) hole-punch everything i see
2) delete spam
3) twirl my curls in the lady's room for 10 minutes & try out party looks
4) burn CDs for friends
5) recycle paper
6) considering chucking existing resignation (which ex-colleague in hk emailed to me with subject "for your reference" when she quit) and coming up with more original and creative content:

"I am resigning from my post with the Company in pursuit of an exotic and exciting career in the world of the Circus, where after what I assume will be rigorous training, I hope to perform with the monkeys and bring happiness and laughter to children and adults everywhere."

pah! am counting down the next 14 minutes until i can leave this darned cubicle and attend the vogue anniversary event in my sexy little black dress, my last before retiring from the tired taipei party scene. after that, i shall enjoy calmness and seek pleasure in boredom, and will be perfectly satisfied staring at the wallpaper on my computer screen, of a beautiful beach at sunset. OM.