on this unfortunate day i must declare that ihop is no longer a term associated with happiness and pancakes. it's taking on a new meaning in my life:

i
hate
office
politics

i have to be the LEAST threatening person on earth, right? but now this person is treating me like i'm some sort of spy (which i sort of am but really try not to be), or air. wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy??????????????????

other weird things associated new job:
1) i work out of a conference room.
2) i have a team of support who reports to the guy who treats me like a spy/air.
3) i am talking to headhunters to recruit someone who will be my boss.
4) i work next to the newest department store in town and stress makes me want to buy something every lunch break.
5) people think i'm from hong kong.