I have no idea how I'm supposed to finish translating 30 pages of thesis on use of relationship strategies in public relations practices in cross-straight regions. If I had known anything about this, I would have had some strategies in the practice of my own relationship cross-straights and cross-oceans.

No, I'm not trying to be funny in a self-deprecating way. I'm trying not to go insane. My eyes are falling out and I hate words. I don't know why I'm even writing words right now. I hate language. People should stop using language and not express any views and just stay silent. SILENCE IS A SOURCE OF GREAT STRENGTH, that Lao-Tzu said. He was smart.

HELPHELPHELP.

I plan to lock myself up at home for the next 8 days and get this thing done. I expect to be so proud of myself I'd feel as if I'd written the thesis myself. Then I expect to get under-paid and blow the money on a retrieve to the mountains before I start a job with whoever lucky enough to have me with a stopover in Bangkok airport for it is "a mecca for shopping worthy of a day's trip" according to 38 who has survived 10 days as ClubMed Phuket Aqua Gym instructor. Then life shall start again good and lovely.

But before that, I shall finish this 30-page bugger. People, wish me luck and try not to tempt me to leave this house for the next 8 days. Thank you.