30 year old asian female, woke voluntarily at 3:47am with runny nose, scratchy throat and slight fatigue in limbs. suddenly alarmed of possibility of contracting H1N1 influenza virus, and now suffering from hypertension and insomnia. visit to the bathroom also prompted worries of weight gain due to recent confinement to chair and excessive consumption of food in general. now conducting research on internet for remedies for all symptoms above.
suggest patient to join muslim world in holy month of ramadan. they know a thing or two about weight loss and pigs.
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